FBI Kevin Punches Hooters Waitress
After claiming to have ordered Daytona Wings, and not traditional, FBI Kevin absolutely lost his shit, and unloaded on an unsuspecting waitress at Hooters Schaumburg. The HPDG team was in complete shock. FBI Kevin, whom they viewed as reserved, went absolutely nuts, losing his temper in a flurry of fisticuffs. The team was able to remove him from the premises, and Hooters Schaumburg staff have informed the club that while they are all still incredibly welcome, FBI Kevin will no longer be allowed within 500 feet of the restaurant. Law enforcement may be involved, although the extent to which charges may be pressed is still unclear. Please contact HPDG if you have any additional details on the incident.